The Primal

“My mother was a housecat. My grandmother was a housecat. But my great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was a lion.”

A short film I wrote, performed, directed, and produced about a house cat shouting out her wild ancestors.

F*cking Decent

“I will plant myself in this world.”

A one woman show I performed that was created and directed by Eliana Kwartler at Yale. It is a compilation of the “NEA Four”, a group of performance artists who sued the National Endowment for the Arts for revoking their grants based on the content of their art.

Email for the password: Emma.c.speer@gmail.com

Survival of the Do-able

A lil stand up bit about how evolution is actually not about being the best— it’s just about getting by.

BREAKING NEWS: Recovered Voicemails from the Garden of Eden

Originally published on McSweeney’s. Eve is trying to figure out what to do for dinner, but Adam and God aren’t picking up their phones…

Tina on Reproductive Success

“See you ovu-LATERRRRRRR”

A sketch I wrote and performed about using Darwinian thinking to find a mate.